Wanted

Looking for a new BOY>>>>>
Must....
be highly energetic.... ( preferably with a habit of speed or rock at least on weekends)
smoke dope and drink copious amounts of alcohol...
Go out and party hard at every available opportunity
Have few friends ( or at least not friends i will meet)
Likes to have heaps of sex
Must appear very calm and collected on the surface but be emotional and irrational underneath
Must like the outdoors and animals or at least talk as tho they do
Must keep secrets from me about the drugs they use and where they have been.
Must stay in close contact with ex girlfriends who act as tho they want them still
Live in Never Never land where you never have to grow up and be responsible or mature but only worry about partying and what feels good...
Initially answer all messages but after a couple of weeks wait large amounts of time to answer messages or phonecalls..
Have a 50% chance of remembering whatever we have organised to do

All applicants please leave a message with your contacts and i will get back to you asap....