Ghost In Drag

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

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So Ive had a few problems with work. and anyone who wants to talk about it you should contact me. Im gonna spend today looking up the laws for when you are sick and the laws for defamation of character... I wonder how many pple i will need to get statements from? But then i am sure that i could just go to the legal part of my work,.. hmmm so for all you who need to know i have moved stores...

I am still not 100% but i have been looking after myself.. thanks GAry:P so i am hoping that my body will have recovered by the weekend... I hate being sick. i have found it really hard to manage my life and I miss all my friends SOOOOO DAMMM Much.. and i miss landmark.. and i hate that work and pple keep asking more and more of me.. AT THE MOMENT I AM BARELY ABLE To look after myself let alone extra at work and going to landmark.... and the stress of moving to a new store... It is funny how some pple have no care for others like the consideration that this type of change may not make me better.. but im looking forward to working with my new store manager and at a store with a dining room....

Other than that i havent really done much... Mum and Dad leave to go to Bathirst today... Im still not at landmark... :( Matt has been a miracle like he is...:)
And my crew all gave me a gorgeous sending off.... I got a balloon.. gemini book... oils... chocolate... a phone charm and a teddy... and a card. That is pretty impressive for one days notice.
I will miss my crew heaps... those of you who read this.... thankyou for a wonderful experience and i thankyou for all the hard work you guys did for me... Look after the store... it needs u. ANd dont be upset ive left.. im still around...

5 Comments:

  • Hey hey...now u can check me out on

    http://www.myspace.com/insanejo

    Got sum new pics up and all. Wen we going to dwellingup??

    Love you lots ang!!

    Love Jo

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:55 AM  

  • hi ang, we all miss you at whitfords... but we came 2 see you today! oops! well i know u was sick cuz u didnt even want to go out clubbing and thats not like ang :( well you seemed happy 2day at ur new store... i hope the crew love u as much as we did at whitfords Luv Jen

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:35 AM  

  • BRING ON LEZVEGAS!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:23 AM  

  • I suggest an elaborate plan in which you almost seriously poison 1000's of people but just before you do, you learn the value of a good enemy and decist, realising they will sink in their own shit.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:17 PM  

  • Why is it we persist to drink?

    We know we are going to feel like absolute shit in the morning, after all alcohol is a depressive drug. We know when we wake up it will be hard enough to think straight, let alone walk straight because at the first attempt to rise to ones feet the room will commence its spinning motion. So forget walking and all other motor functions, let alone remembering what it was you did last night - or for some, wishing to forget what it was you did last night!

    In extreme cases one will awake to circumstances in their house that they cannot remember, for some this is food scraps (usually fat and gristle) or for others, it is a stranger in the bed (sometimes fat and gristle also). Or for the equally unfortunate, there will be a bucket next to the bed and a towel. Then again, sometimes one will awake with marks on his/her cheek from the night spent using the toilet seat as a trusty pillow.

    And dont get me started on the technological days. Im sure when Plato rebelled from Socrates and had a random night on the piss there were no cameras or digital phones to remind him of his stupidity the next morning. No longer does a hang over just remind one of the previous turbulent night but now thanks to technology we have cameras to remind us of this. So if you are one of the lucky ones you will awake to photos of your plumbers cleavage and head on the toilet seat posted on the internet. Or perhaps you will be lucky enough to have the special moment captured on camera of your drunken messy dance floor pash! Hey, the bright side, the 21st board and speech gets a lot of ammunition accumulated between the ages of 18 and 21.

    And dont you just love that rare and beautiful fragrance that you can only acquire from a bit night out. Move over Paris and Milan, I believe it is called cigarette hair and alcohol breath. So, forget the $100 fragrance you spray on yourself upon exiting your house that night, you can get these for free. And what a smell to awake to! Settles your stomach right down doesnt it? As a result of these fragrances many find themselves wishing they had of remembered to drink that liter of water with berocca in it before going to bed (aka: passing out).

    A big night out may be pricey on the night but one usually finds themselves still paying for it the next day. Usually regretting that yiros or pizza they ate after leaving the venue and then spending the day feeling guilty about it and resigning to the fact that they now have to go to the gym, that is after the room stops spinning of course ( in rare species and circumstances this may take all day). Best to just sleep this one off it general!

    As one gets drunk, oxygen levels to the brain begin to decrease, hence the increase in lapses of memory due to blackouts on the night. Not only does one lose the brain cells but the memory also. But dont worry, the bar tender will remember you well. You can trust that even though you cant remember (a blessing in some cases!) the trusty bartender will greet you will glee upon you re entry to the venue the next week. Usually you acquire the person who was smashed and written of last week name, but hey, at least they remember you.

    Oh and not to mention the numerous people you will run in to on the street in the coming month. You know?! The new best friend you made that night! The one you cannot remember, the one you were so smashed that you saved their number under something that when sober made no sense at all. So, upon bumping in to them again you must greet them with hey you! Rest assured, they will remember you and with you having no idea of where you know them from, you will spend the next five minutes of conversation awkwardly fishing for links to jog your memory and trying to explain why it was you never called. But its ok, you have another new best friend!

    So, with this prior knowledge at what will happen upon commencing a big night out, (actually the random ones usually cause the most damage) why is it we persist to drink ourselves into stupor?

    Because, we love the times had, the moments spent with friends, the priceless camera shots of ourselves in the most compromising positions. Incessantly, we will continue to do this because we love the 21st ammunition, the humiliation the next day, because we love the laughs. We will continue to awake, feeling so sick, with the single statement I am never drinking again because the times had to get us in to this state far outweigh the pain the next day. We will continue to feed the internet with images and make new best friends, because lets face it, in these times everyone sings like no one is listening (lets hope the music is loud enough to drown out the off tune singing). And everyone dances like no one is watching. We are all addicts for the drunken antics.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:24 AM  

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